BMW Anounces New Alternative Fuel 5-Series Concept

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09/22/2014 at 17:37 • Filed to: bmw, humor

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BMW has announced an all new alternative fueled 5-Series concept built in partnership with Oakley. The new concept is named 5-O Active Concept and uses a revolutionary new fuel delivery system, called nanoNOZZLE, allowing the car to run on a new mixture of fuel.

Thanks to its nanoNOZZLE®, a revolutionary further development of alternative fuel technology, nanoNOZZLE will make it possible for the first time in history to power an automobile with a vinegar and water solution. This especially compact and powerful fuel system delivers a driving range of up to 600 km in the BMW 5-O Active Concept.

The novel system developed by BMW and Oakley is the product of intense further development of the EDB process, pushing it to new levels of power density, far greater than those of conventional gasoline motors. Great advantages in the storage and release of the vinegar and waters solution result from its more than 5-times greater power density. The Chief Technical Officer of the BMW-Oakley partnership, Chad La Brahiem, is convinced, "that the changeover to better rides can happen in the near future; much faster than "experts" have predicted thus far."

What is nanoNOZZLE? Chad La Brahiem, explains:

"The nanoNOZZLE process starts off when the vinegar and water solution is mixed together in a bag. This bag is then attached to the nanoNOZZLE. The nanoNOZZLE then forces the solution through at a very high pressure and at a high velocity straight into the motor. As the fuel then rapidly expands, it pushes the meaningless pistons down. As the process continues with the other pistons, the crank gets spun, creating power."

The 5-O Active Concept sends its power through an automatic transmission with paddle-shifters, and has all wheel drive. The interior features black vinyl seats and white trim hand selected to match the famous Oakley sunglasses.

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DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/22/2014 at 17:42

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I hear the pistons are coated in a cadmium/rohypnol compound. Any truth to that?


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > crowmolly
09/22/2014 at 17:43

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Yeah the coating is accomplished through the CHEABRAH process.


Kinja'd!!! El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/22/2014 at 17:53

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I don't know man, some vinegars can cost a lot more than gas.

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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
09/22/2014 at 17:54

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It never claimed to be cheaper than gas.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/22/2014 at 19:43

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Add baking soda for MORE POWERRRR.


Kinja'd!!! I-like-biscuits > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
09/22/2014 at 21:40

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5-O? Where's the lights on the roof? And I don't get the motor, is there actual combustion going on?